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Logan Paul Cancels Vlogging Trip To Auschwitz

Much to the disappointment of his legion of 12 year old fans, Logan Paul has announced that he is taking a break from social...

YouTube Confirms: “Jake And Logan Paul Can Do What They Want, We Don’t Care!”

In a statement released earlier today that reaffirmed everyone’s suspicions, YouTube have declared that vlogger brothers Jake and Logan Paul can do whatever they...

Taylor Swift To Be Offered Job As Major Political Advisor To The White House

Much to the relief of the American public and media, Taylor Swift is being offered a job as an advisor to the White House....

YouTube Rewind 2017 Gets Demonetized An Accurate Portrayal Of YouTube 2017

Each year YouTube releases a video summary of all the memes, trends, and talking points of the past 12 months, and in true fashion...

Blair’ing is Caring From Bromance to Brexit

Ex-U.K. Prime Minister Tony Blair decided to vocalize his opposition to Brexit in the light of the Meghan Markle and Prince Harry engagement. The...

A Day In The Life Of A Soyboy

9:45am: Wake up, lazily roll out of bed and do my bathroom business as I shake off a mild hangover. I put on an...

Donald Trump And Kim Jong Un To Settle Feud With Game Of ‘Rock, Paper,...

It has been revealed today that Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un are to meet next week and settle their on-going feud with a...

​Actor George Takei Declares He Lives Life As A Straight Man

After years of being public with his sexuality, actor and internet sensation George Takei said this morning that he has chosen to live his...

Santa Hats: A Social Justice Issue

An alarming new trend has been adopted by right-wing Russian bots on Twitter: Santa hats superimposed onto their cartoonish avatars. Aside from the fact...

Foreign Secretary Boris Johnson Declares He Lives Life As A Gay Man After Fumbled...

A shocking revelation that no one saw coming has gripped Westminster today. After years of no one asking or caring about Boris Johnson’s sexuality,...